I got 100% on my last paper for (drumroll) STATISTICS. 

This is the girl that was in remedial math her entire life. I’m hesitant to toot my own horn about this because a) this doesn’t mean I understand what I wrote about and b) the teacher might very well be retarded.

Still, I’m going to be proud of this accomplishment because, well, let’s face it, what’s the probability that this will ever happen again?